Wednesday, January 09, 2008
I need a penis!
Yep. I need a sex change operation. Or maybe one of those slip on dildos would work. Anything that will change me from female to male. Yes, now that I am no longer having babies, I have no more need to be female. Why is that, you wonder? Well, I live in a house where 2 adults stay home with the kids 24/7. One does not go off to work 40 or more hours a week. Both are home. Yet it seems that just because ONE of them is FEmale, ONE of them is supposed to do ALL the house work, ALL the laundry, 90% or more of the child care, ALL the pet care, and of course, home school the children as well. So when the floors are not swept or vaccuumed for a week, or two weeks, or a month, or the toilets haven't been scrubbed, or whatever His Lordship feels SHOULD have been done, it is the FEMALE to blame. Merely by VIRTUE of BEING a FEMALE, ALL such duties by DEFAULT fall to the FEMALE. So, I am DONE with being FEmale. From this point on I will be MALE. In fact I think I'll even change my name to ANDY.
Can you tell that I am furious and absolutely SICK TO DEATH OF MY F*ing husband!!!!! Oh but he is SO perfect, the messes that HE makes are SO inconsequential in his opinion, even though he makes as much mess as ALL my kids put together. ANd WHO do you wonder picks up after HIM???????????????
One day His Mother heard me talking on the phone to my friend about the huge collection of cans, bottles and other trash collected beside his bed and how I am not going to clean them up. Well SHE went and cleaned them up. He grew up all his life having her do everything for him. AND YET HE THINKS MY CHILDREN WILL PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES?????? I have left things of his, that he has left out, for MONTHS AND he STILL did not pick them up. Finally MONTHS later I did.
About a month ago I said I am no longer putting his laundry away....I wash it and pile it up on a laundry basket in the corner of his room. Do you think he has put even ONE thing away? Not that there is any room in his drawers, he has TWO dressers stuffed full of clothes that he needs to go through and get rid of half of. He has refused to do it for years.
Well I refuse to be FEmale anymore. So he will have to have GAY sex with ANDY. Maybe I'll take up male habits, like NAPPING every day, laying around watching TV....talking on the phone while NOT working....stepping over things that could easily be picked up.....leaving cans with tobacco spit in them clustered around on the table by my bed for kids and pets to knock onto the carpet.....
I could go on......but the gist of it is, I need a penis. Going to search ebay now!!!
Anne
Anne
mom to Jeffrey 10, Patrick 7, Nicole 4 and Colleen 2
Can you tell that I am furious and absolutely SICK TO DEATH OF MY F*ing husband!!!!! Oh but he is SO perfect, the messes that HE makes are SO inconsequential in his opinion, even though he makes as much mess as ALL my kids put together. ANd WHO do you wonder picks up after HIM???????????????
One day His Mother heard me talking on the phone to my friend about the huge collection of cans, bottles and other trash collected beside his bed and how I am not going to clean them up. Well SHE went and cleaned them up. He grew up all his life having her do everything for him. AND YET HE THINKS MY CHILDREN WILL PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES?????? I have left things of his, that he has left out, for MONTHS AND he STILL did not pick them up. Finally MONTHS later I did.
About a month ago I said I am no longer putting his laundry away....I wash it and pile it up on a laundry basket in the corner of his room. Do you think he has put even ONE thing away? Not that there is any room in his drawers, he has TWO dressers stuffed full of clothes that he needs to go through and get rid of half of. He has refused to do it for years.
Well I refuse to be FEmale anymore. So he will have to have GAY sex with ANDY. Maybe I'll take up male habits, like NAPPING every day, laying around watching TV....talking on the phone while NOT working....stepping over things that could easily be picked up.....leaving cans with tobacco spit in them clustered around on the table by my bed for kids and pets to knock onto the carpet.....
I could go on......but the gist of it is, I need a penis. Going to search ebay now!!!
Anne
Anne
mom to Jeffrey 10, Patrick 7, Nicole 4 and Colleen 2
# posted by Anne @ 3:20 PM 
